when the 5sos music video comes out we should all stop any interaction with them on all social media and then like 20 mins later be like “lmao u guys literally just killed us”
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents
Harry’s their #1 fan, but I’m going to see the 1975 tonight… ヽ( ★ω★)ノ
my favorite fandom memory was last summer when someone started a rumor that management lowered the volume on niall’s microphone and he was crying over it
anD THE WHOLE FANDOM EXPLODED AND #LETNIALLSING TRENDED FOR LIKE 3 DAYS AND PEOPLE SENT DEATH THREATS TO MANAGEMENT
BUT THEN THEIR SOUND ENGINEER TWEETED THAT THE REAL REASON YOU COULDN’T HEAR NIALL SINGING AT THAT CONCERT WAS BECAUSE HE SAT ON HIS MIC TRANSMITTER
5SOS TOUR PAGE
i don’t know if anyones doing this or not but i want to make a page where there’s a list of all 5SOS tour dates and all the people who are going to those dates so if you wanna meet up with anyone else in the fam you can!
All you have to do is reblog this post so more people see it and message me the date&venue you’re seeing the boys and I’ll add your url to the page with a link!
Click the read more to see all tour dates 5sos-official has announced so far! I’ll add more if they do as well :)
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TAG YOUR DAM PORN!
NOBODY EVEN UNDERSTANDS OKAY
I DONT WANNA JUST BANG MY FAVORITE BAND MEMBER
I WANNA CUDDLE LATE AT NIGHT AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH THEM AND MAKE PANCAKES ON SUNDAY MORNING AND HAVE THEM WALK DOWN IN PLAID PAJAMA PANTS AND MESSY HAIR AND HAVE THEM WRAP THEIR ARMS AROUND MY WAIST AND KISS MY NOSE AND SAY TALK TO ME IN THEIR RASPY MORNING VOICE AND MAKE UP SILLY GAMES WITH THEM AND DANCE AND SING AND TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD GET MARIEDD AND STOP
what is flirting it sounds dangerous
its a knife holder
Harry, Harry quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With banana trees, an island breeze,
And singing boys all in a row.
Based on a nursery rhyme. (x)
The fact that Harry’s name rhymes with so many things is making it hard to be productive with non fanart work…
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
sometimes being sad for no reason is worse than being sad for a reason cause there is absolutely nothing you can do to make yourself feel better
Drag Queens have the best description for their looks..
..they’re like “I’m giving you Beyoncé in 1984, on the beach, eating ice cream, during a thunderstorm.” And it’s so convincing, I’ll be like “I see that!”